December 2008
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“The ashtray says you were up all night”
– Wilco- A Shot In The Arm
WatchBlood St. covering The Faces’ Stay With Me
“Lumpy, you drive too fast”
– My Mom
“Bitches I like ‘em brainless, guns I like ‘em stainless steel,...”
– Biggie- The What
Sentence I wish I'd written
“Aside from gold bullion, conflict diamonds and IOUs, comedy is the currency of the gentleman, and it’s a greasy lubricant he frequently employs to slide himself out of pesky pickles and into the pants of unsuspecting females.”
-via thefoggymonocle
“Hey, what are you looking at? She was a happy girl the day that she left me”
– Stone Temple Pilots- Sour Girl beautiful.
e-mail I am entirely prepared to answer
Subject: John - I need your expertise: 1. Do you approve of sockless loafers? 2. If so, can you please provide me with a pithy and witty statement as to why they are a good call? Xxxx, K
“If sluttiness is what you like, what’s wrong with that? Why do we think being a...”
– Tom Ford
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“I’ve been holding out so long, I’ve been sleeping all alone, lord I...”
– Rolling Stones- Miss You
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“I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was...”
– Mitch Hedberg
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“When I come home late at night don’t ask me where I’ve been, just...”
– Guns N’ Roses- You Could Be Mine
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“Sometimes I think you hate me, hang up the phone, but take a closer look, this...”
– Sublime- Romeo
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“You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you’re...”
– Billy Joel- You May Be Right
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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”
– Charlie Brown
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“At my arraignment, note to the plaintiff-
“Your daughter’s tied up...”
– Biggie- Hypnotize
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“Baby, you make my heart beat faster”
– The Distillers- Beat Your Heart Out God this song gets me pumped. If you’re unfamiliar, click the link. The Distillers are like a punk rock Hole, with the Brody Dalle/Tim Armstrong dynamic instead of Courtney Love/Kurt Cobain.
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“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future”
– Oscar Wilde
“I belong to the blank generation, I can take it or leave it each time”
– Richard Hell and The Voidoids- Blank Generation (Gotta love a guy who pens a song calles “Love Comes In Spurts)
“It’s like God having very unusual sex”
– Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson on the exhaust note of the wickedly fast Ferrari 430 Scuderia. If you’re a car fan, or even if you’re not, you should absolutely watch this show.
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“I missed the last bus, I’ll take the next train, I try but you see,...”
– The Strokes- Hard To Explain
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Dialogue from "In Bruges" -a film you should see...
I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello.
Well, He's on a lot of Ketamine.
What's that?
ummm...Horse Tranquilizer.
Horse Tranquilizer? Where did he get that?
I sold it to him.
You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
“Hey hey momma said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove”
– Led Zeppelin- Black Dog
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners...”
– Billy Joel- Only The Good Die Young
“You’re an accident, waiting to happen. You’re a piece of glass, left...”
– U2- Who’s Going To Ride Your Wild Horses
“Wake up late, honey, put on your clothes and take your credit card to the liquor...”
– Guns N’ Roses- Nightrain
“I just hope if I ever disappear, people don’t look for me based on the the...”
– Christian Finnegan, from a bit on the dissapearance on Chandra Leavy, whose computer records showed that the last website she had viewed was a map of the park where her body was eventually found.