January 2010
The Strokes- New York City Cops
It was in the wee...
“Bought my Momma a Benz, bought my Boo-Boo a Jag…”
– Snoop- Murder Was The Case
“I love the women’s movement. Especially when I’m walking behind it.”
– Rush Limbaugh
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“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
– Horace Walpole
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“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else”
– Judy Garland, to daughter Liza Minelli
Elton John/Bernie Taupin- This Train Don’t...
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where...”
– Mitch Hedberg, Comedic Genius
“A lot of beer, a lot of girls, and a lot of cursin’, .22 automatic on my...”
– Beastie Boys- The New Style
“Make moves like a person jail, on the low.”
– Outkast- The Way You Move
Jesus Christ walks into a motel. He puts three nails on the counter and says “Can you put me up for the night?”
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Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Turn Into
“I wanna li-li-li-lick you from yo’ head to yo’ toes”
– Ludacris- What’s Your Fantasy
“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to...”
– Alan Holbrook
“I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.”
– Rita Mae Brown
Kluge's Albermarle estate lists for $100mm →
Apparently they do, occasionally, still make ‘em like they used to.
Update: The asking price has since been dropped to a (slightly) less ridiculous $48mm
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Guns N’ Roses- Rocket Queen Possibly the...
“Ignorant men don’t know what good they hold in their hands until...”
– Sophocles- Ajax (2,500 year old advice I still had to learn the hard way.)
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Joke I'm Going To Lose Readers Over-
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS.
Confession-
I saw Avatar recently. I really don’t understand what all the hype is about, it was not that great. The story was predictable, the dialogue was laughable, yes, the CGI graphics were impressive, but so were Toy Story’s, and the 3-D gimmick has been around since the 1890’s. Though like Mencken said “No one ever went broke…”
“It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By...”
– G.H. Hardy
Teddy Pendergrass, March 26, 1950 – January 13,...
“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
– Mark Twain
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.”
– Winston Churchill
“We go to a book as Narcissus went to the fountain, see ourselves therein, and...”
“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise...”
– George S. Patton
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